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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings - 194

Shakti Gawain

What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?


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Josh Billings

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.


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Reggie Jackson

Fans don't boo nobodies.


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Anne-Sophie Swetchine

To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.


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Albert Einstein

The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live.


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Mark Twain

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.


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Brendan Behan

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.


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Akio Morita

Curiosity is the key to creativity.


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Thomas Dewar

Minds are like parachutes...they only function when they are open.


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William M. Evarts

It is faith among men that holds the moral elements of society together, as it is faith in God that binds the world to his throne


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Stephane Mallarme

Dreams have as much influence as actions.



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