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Funny Famous Sayings - 41
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William O. Douglas
The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor. Then all goes well. He has changed his market-cart into a chariot of the sun.
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J. Paul Getty
If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.
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Kabbalah
We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for the flower that is cut off from its root fades, and its seeds are barren, whereas the root, secure in mother earth, can produce flower after flower and bring their fruit to maturity.
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Michel de Montaigne
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
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Moses Hadas
This book fills a much-needed gap.
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Unknown
Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.
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Chrisopher Walken
Life, at best, is completely unpredictable.
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William O. Douglas
The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
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James M. Cain, Book title
The postman always rings twice.
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Raisa M. Gorbachev
Hypocrisy, the lie, is the true sister of evil, intolerance, and cruelty.
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Henry David Thoreau
Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought twice.
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