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Robert J. Oppenheimer, After viewing 1st full test of manhattan project at trinity, NM. Invention and Technology magazine, 2001
Now we are all sons of bitches.
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Homer
Wide-sounding Zeus takes away half a man's worth on the day when slavery comes upon him.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
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Mignon McLaughlin
If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious.
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Robert Heilbroner
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
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Woodrow Wilson, _Congressional Government_, p. 109
No one who has read official documents needs to be told how easy it is to conceal the essential truth under the apparently candid and all- disclosing phrases of a voluminous and particularizing report....
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George Eliot, The Mill On The Floss, Ch 9
Childhood has no forebodings, but then, it is soothed by no memories of outlived sorrow.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Little things affect little minds.
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Gail Godwin
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
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Epictetus
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
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