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Humorous Famous Sayings - 25
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Henry Peter Brougham
It is well to read everything of something, and something of everything.
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Sydney Harris
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
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William Shakespeare
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten to their end.
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W. Clement Stone
Try, try, try, and keep on trying is the rule that must be followed to become an expert in anything.
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French Proverb
Ready money works great cures.
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Endre Balogh
The man we call a specialist today was formerly called a man with a one-track mind.
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George Bernard Shaw
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.
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Harriet Lerner
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.
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Confucius
To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.
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Paul Walter
Anyone who interprets or defines your rights controls your destiny.
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Christina Baldwin
Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
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