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Silly Famous People Sayings - 72

Rev. Francis J. Spellman, Archbishop of New York. 22 September, 1940

We Americans want peace, and it is now evident that we must be prepared to demand it. For other peoples have wanted peace, and the peace they received was the peace of death.


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Irish Proverb

It is not a fish until it is on the bank.


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Kelvin III Throop

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists


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Dr. Viktor E Frankl

What is to give light must endure burning.


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Edward Gibbon

All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.


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Confucius

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.


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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.


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Harry Shearer

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure


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Alfred Lord Tennyson

The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.


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Harold J. Seymore

Leaders are the ones who keep faith with the past, keep step with the present and keep the promise to posterity.


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George Eliot

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us which would have to be taken into account in an explanation of our gusts and storms.


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Malcolm X

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.



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