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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 162

Florence Shinn

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy.


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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.


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Howard Mumford Jones

Persecution is the first law of society because it is always easier to suppress criticism than to meet it.


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Walter Bagehot

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.


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Abraham Lincoln

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?


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Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.


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Golda Meir

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.


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Charles De Gaulle

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.


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William Congreve, Love for Love (1695)

I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.


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Leonard

I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy, golden storm, yes many loved before us, I know we are not new, in city and in forest they smiled like me and you, but now it's come to distances and both of us must try, your eyes are soft with sorrow, Hey, that's no way to say goodbye.


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Peter McWilliams, Life 101

If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.


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Eugene McCarthy

It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.



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