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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings - 192

Woodrow Wilson

I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

Without music, life would be a mistake.


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Denis Watley

You must learn from your past mistakes, but not lean on your past successes.


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Dante Alighieri

There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In misery.


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Gloria Swanson

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.


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Roy Croft

I love youNot only for what you areBut for what I amWhen I am with you.


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Brian Tracy

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often.


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Marcel Ayme

Oh, how I love the Earth and everything in it, life and death. And men. One can think of nothing finer, or nicer, than men their wars, their concentration camps, their justice.


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H. L. Mencken

Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.


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William Drayton

Change starts when someone sees the next step.


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MacKenzie King

Government, is the last analysis, is organized opinion. Where there is little or no public opinion, there is likely to be bad government.



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