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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 86
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Buddha
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
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Calvin Trillin
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
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Author Unknown
It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism.
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Martin Gardner, "The Mathematical Magic Show"
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
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Edmund Burke
Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.
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Real Live Preacher
Im telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe Im discovering that things were never in my hands.
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Mae West
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
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Mignon McLaughlin
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
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Eric Hoffer
We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to us.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
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Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Vivir para contarla (Living to tell the tale)
Life is not what one lived, but rather what one remembers, and how it is remembered to tell the tale.
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Thomas Crum
What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a work of art in progress Imagine that you are a Masterpiece unfolding, every second of every day, a work of art taking form with every breath.
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