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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 158

Amy Hillyard Jensen

Get rid of imagined guilt. You did the best you could at the time, all things considered. If you made mistakes, learn to accept that we are all imperfect. Only hindsight is 20-20. If you are convinced that you have real guilt, consider professional or spiritual counseling (with a competent and trustworthy counselor). If you believe in God a pastor can help you believe also in God's forgiveness.


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Sophocles

There is no sense in crying over spilt milk.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.


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Addison Walker

It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.


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Arthur Miller, Death of a Salesman

The jungle is dark but full of diamonds...


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Randolph Silliman Bourne

Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious thing.


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Wayne Knight

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.


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John Burroughs

The secret of happiness is something to do.


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Seneca

Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.


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Johann von Goethe

To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding in spite of distances or thoughts expressed


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George Santayana

Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabling it to make its peace with its destiny.


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Publilius Syrus

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.



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