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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 115
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Benjamin Franklin
Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
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Gwendolyn Brooks
Each body has its art...
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Zora Neale Hurston
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
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Marquis de Sade
Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell, and kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change.
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George Santayana
A child only educated at school is an uneducated child.
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Euripides
I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
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Sydney Smith
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I concede
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Ecclesiastes
Give not over thy soul to sorrow and afflict not thyself in thy own counsel. Gladness of heart is the life of man and the joyfulness of man is length of days.
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Dan Quayle
Public speaking is very easy.
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