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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Quotations from Famous People - 64

Marianne Moore

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.


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James Howell

Respect a man, he will do the more.


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Salvador Dali

Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.


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E. B. White

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.


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Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.


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Martin Luther King Jr

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.


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Thales

A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.


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Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.


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Willis Player

A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.


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Ruben Studdard

I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody's opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.


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David Russell

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.


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Johathan Edwards

Nothing sets a person so much out of the devil's reach as humility.



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