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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 76
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Aeschylus
Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.
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Isaac Newton
If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.
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German proverb
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
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Nick Diamos
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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German proverb
Whose bread I eat his song I sing.
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Christopher Paolini, Author of Eragon and Eldest. Quotes came from Eragon.
I’ll fight when needed, revel when there’s an occasion, mourn when there is grief, and die if my time comes… but I won’t let anyone use me against my will.
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Dag Hammarskjld
It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became the tool of evil.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
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Mary McCarthy
We are the hero of our own story.
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Chinese Proverb
The man who comes with a tale about others has himself an ax to grind.
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Hermann Hesse
Every man is more than just himself he also represents the unique, the very special and always significant and remarkable point at which the world's phenomena intersect, only once in this way and never again.
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