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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 59
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Claiborne Pell
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or the weapons of mass destruction that we have, but the sum total of the education and the character of our people.
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Albert Einstein
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
The greater man the greater courtesy.
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Barry LePatner
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
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Aphra Behn
Variety is the soul of pleasure.
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Pliny the Elder
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
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James Barrie
The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is.
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Publilius Syrus
The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
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Saint Jerome
It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.
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John McDonald
Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary move then, is to rid that house of all but furnishings essential to success.
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Mario Cuomo
You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
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Horation Nelson, Admiral British Navy, dying words
Thank God I have done my duty.
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