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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 114
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Benjamin Franklin
Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
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Anatole France
Existence would be intolerable if we were never to dream.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
It is the common failing of totalitarian regimes that they cannot really understand the nature of our democracy. They mistake dissent for disloyalty. They mistake restlessness for a rejection of policy. They mistake a few committees for a country. They misjudge individual speeches for public policy. (Answering North Vietnamese charge that US could not endure)
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George Bernard Shaw
Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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Marilyn Monroe
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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George Bernard Shaw
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
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Sophocles
The good befriend themselves.
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George Santayana
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
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Gore Vidal
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
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Mary Lyon
Let us forever forget that every station in life is necessarily that each deserves our respect; that not the station itself; but the worthy fulfillment of its duties does honor the man.
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Oscar Wilde
Yet each man kills the thing he loves,By each let this be heard,Some do it with a bitter look,Some with a flattering word,The koward does it with a kiss,The brave man with a sword
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Anthony D\'Angelo
The people who oppose your ideas are inevitably those who represent the established order that your ideas will upset.
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