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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 63
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Jean-Paul Marat
God has always been hard on the poor.
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Oprah Winfrey
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
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Bette Davis
My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today I knew it then as purpose.
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S. I. Hayakawa
In a real sense, people who have read good literature have lived more than people who cannot or will not read. It is not true that we have only one life to live; if we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish.
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Charles de Montesquieu
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
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Patrick Stewart
There can be no justice so long as rules are absolute.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold.
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Charles Roberts Buxton
In life, as in chess, forethought wins.
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Thomas H. Huxley
The world makes up for all its follies and injustices by being damnably sentimental.
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Seneca
Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial, our reading must be carefully directed.
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Chaucer
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
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Aldous Huxley
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different.
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