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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 57

John Ruskin

Quality is never an accident it is always the result of intelligent effort.


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Alan Chadwick

We are the living links in a life force that moves and plays around and through us, binding the deepest soils with the farthest stars.


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Dorothy Parker

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.


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Richard Byrd

Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling within them. There are deep wells of strength that are never used.


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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

I dwell in possibility.


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Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.


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Rainer Maria Rilke

For one human being to love another human being That is perhaps the most difficult task that has been entrusted to us, the ultimate task


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Eleanor Roosevelt

Where, after all, do universal human rights begin? In small places, close to home—so close and so small that they cannot be seen on any map of the world. Yet they are the world of the individual person: The neighbourhood he lives in; the school or college he attends; the factory, farm or office where he works. Such are the places where every man, woman and child seeks equal justice, equal opportunity, equal dignity without discrimination. Unless these rights have meaning there, they have little meaning anywhere. Without concerted citizen action to uphold them close to home, we shall look in vain for progress in the larger world.


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George Washington

Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant, and a fearful master.


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Abraham Lincoln

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.


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Lillian Hellman

My father was often angry when I was most like him.


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Edmund Spenser

It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor.



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