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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 75
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A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
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Polybius
Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.
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Steady Eddy
He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun
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Euripides
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
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Sonjay Anand
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Hell is God's great compliment to the reality of human freedom and the dignity of human choice.
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Benjamin H. Brewster
A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving 5 worth for 500.
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Khrushchev
Life is short; live it up.
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Mark Twain
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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Virgil
Trust one who has gone through it.
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Cesare Pavese
Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in the world.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
I am the man who accompanied Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris, and I have enjoyed it.
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