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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 96
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Brian Adams
Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious over the outcome of a goal. Impatience breeds anxiety, fear, discouragement and failure. Patience creates confidence, decisiveness, and a rational outlook, which eventually leads to success.
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Mother Theresa
The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me There is nothing between.
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Scottish Proverb
Danger past, God forgotten.
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Proverbs 29:18
Where there is no vision, the people perish.
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Carl Rogers
In a person who is open to experience each stimulus is freely relayed through the nervous system, without being distorted by any process of defensiveness.
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Terence
So many men so many questions. (Quot Homines Tot Sententiae)
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Yiddish Proverb
A half-truth is a whole lie.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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M Scott Peck
Nirvana or lasting enlightenment or true spiritual growth can be achieved only through persistent exercise of real love.
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Albert Einstein
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works.
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