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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 56
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Swingers
Mike & Trent Vegas baby Vegas
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George Bernard Shaw
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
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B. J. Gupta
You did touch me but didn't feel my pain.
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Plato
Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of men and women not following the same pursuits with all their strengths and with one mind, for thus, the state instead of being whole is reduced to half.
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American Proverb
Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
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Stanislaw Lec
He who limps still walks.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Sallust
They envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.
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Ingrid Bengis
For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.
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Christina Foyle, The Times (1993)
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where you are.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have been just in his conclusion, but yet has not been just in his conduct.
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Baltasar Gracian
It is impossible to live without brains, either one's own or borrowed.
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