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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 113

Max Percy

The priest persuades a humble people to endure their hard lot, a politician urges them to rebel against it, and a scientist thinks of a method that does away with the hard lot altogether.


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Donald Robert Perry Marquis

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.


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Mary Wortley Montagu

You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.


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Josh Billings

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.


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Donald Creighton

History is the record of an encounter between character and circumstances.


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Henri Cartier-Bresson

In whatever one does, there must be a relationship between the eye and the heart. With the eye that is closed, one looks within, with the eye that is open, one looks without.


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Titus Livius

Better late than never.


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Pat Hall

Get the best out of your body that you can get.


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Clive Staples Lewis

I was not born to be free. I was born to adore and to obey.


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Unknown

Love is not blind, it sees more not less; But because it sees more it chooses to see less.


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Edward R. Murrow, television broadcast, December 31, 1955

Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.


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Kahlil Gibran

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.



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