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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 121
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Sydney Harris
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have a rational thread running through it in order to be believable, whereas reality may be totally irrational.
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Milton Friedman
Governments never learn. Only people learn.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
I have made it quite clear that a unified Ireland was one solution that is out. A second solution was a confederation of two states. That is out. A third solution was joint authority. That is out-that is a derogation of sovereignty.
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Christian Williams
Words are a heavy thing...they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn't fly.
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Alfred Tennyson
Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
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Homer, The Odyssey
All men have need of the gods.
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William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
If rough be love with you, be rough with love.
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Kyle Chandler
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
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Eugene Lam
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel.
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John Haldane
So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
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H.L. Mencken
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual state of alarm (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing them with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals. They never feel that it is an injustice to equals nay it is treachery to comrades.
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