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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Quotations from Famous People - 121

Sydney Harris

The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have a rational thread running through it in order to be believable, whereas reality may be totally irrational.


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Milton Friedman

Governments never learn. Only people learn.


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Margaret Hilda Thatcher

I have made it quite clear that a unified Ireland was one solution that is out. A second solution was a confederation of two states. That is out. A third solution was joint authority. That is out-that is a derogation of sovereignty.


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Christian Williams

Words are a heavy thing...they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn't fly.


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Alfred Tennyson

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.


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Homer, The Odyssey

All men have need of the gods.


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William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

If rough be love with you, be rough with love.


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Kyle Chandler

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.


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Eugene Lam

Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel.


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John Haldane

So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.


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H.L. Mencken

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual state of alarm (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing them with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.


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Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals. They never feel that it is an injustice to equals nay it is treachery to comrades.



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