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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 55
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in color and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.
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Thomas Mann
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.
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Theodore Roosevelt
No man is above the law and no man below it.
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Gore Vidal
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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Henry Ford
There is no man living that cannot do more than he thinks he can!
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William Congreve
I came upstairs into the world for I was born in a cellar.
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Kahlil Gibran
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.
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Paxton Hood
Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep; for your habits and character will be as much influenced by the former as by the latter.
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Samuel Johnson
If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
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Nick Faldo
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
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Dr. Isaac Barrow
He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
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