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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Quotations from Famous People - 112

Terence

What is done let us leave alone.


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Immanuel Kant

Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of religion, and the authority of legislation, are by many regarded as grounds for exemption from the examination by this tribunal, But, if they are exempted, and cannot lay claim to sincere respect, which reason accords only to that which has stood the test of a free and public examination.


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James Dean

Only the gentle are ever really strong.


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Willa Cather, O Pioneers! (1913)

I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.


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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

When I look back on all the worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which never happened.


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W. Somerset Maugham

If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I find it could no otherwise be expressed, than by making answer because it was he, because it was I.


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Author Unknown

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of power are feared; but only men of character are trusted


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Plato

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.


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Scott Adams

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.


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Walt Disney

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I find it could no otherwise be expressed, than by making answer because it was he, because it was I.


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Ayn Rand, The Romantic Manifesto p. 74 (pb 93)

A good novel is an indivisible sum; every scene, sequence and passage of a good novel has to involve, contribute to and advance all three of its major attributes: theme, plot, characterization.



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