Categories :
 
» Funny Quotes
» Random Shakespeare
» Quotation Generator
 
Quotes On :
 
» Absence

» Acting

» Actors and acting

» Adventure

» Advertising

» Age

» Ageing

» Aggression

» Altruism

» America and Americans

» Anarchy

» Anecdotes

» Animals

» Answers

» Apologies

» Appearance

» Aristocracy

» Bachelors

» More Topics

 
Random Quotes :
 
» Funny Quotes - 1

» Funny Quotes - 2

» Funny Quotes - 3

» Funny Quotes - 4

» Funny Quotes - 5

» Funny Quotes - 6

» Funny Quotes - 7

» Funny Quotes - 8

» Funny Quotes - 9

» Funny Quotes - 10

» Funny Quotes - 11

» Funny Quotes - 12

» Funny Quotes - 13

» Funny Quotes - 14

» Funny Quotes - 15

 
Great Quotes Sites :
 
» Birthday Quotes
» Famous Quotes
» Friendship Quotes
» Funny Quotes
» Inspirational Quotes
» Love Quotes
» Motivational Quotes
» Movie Quotes
» Quote Of The Day
» Quotations Online
» Top Sites
   
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 

A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 123

Thomas Fuller

One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.


= = = = = = = = = =



Dwight D Eisenhower

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.


= = = = = = = = = =



E.M. Forster

Because he once wrote, We must love one another or die, he can command me to follow him.


= = = = = = = = = =



Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them


= = = = = = = = = =



Author Unknown

We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the herd-instinct.


= = = = = = = = = =



Vash Young

There is no finer sensations in life that which comes with victory over one's self... Go forward to a goal of inward achievement, brushing aside all your old internal enemies as you advance.


= = = = = = = = = =



Miguel de Unamuno

When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure that either it is flagrantly stupid-in which case all comment is superfluous-or it is something formidable, the very crux of the problem.


= = = = = = = = = =



Frank Tyger

If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it.


= = = = = = = = = =



Hilton Kramer

The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.


= = = = = = = = = =



William Shakespeare

This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror.


= = = = = = = = = =



John Adams

Liberty cannot be preserved without a general knowledge among the people.


= = = = = = = = = =



Jean Genet

Crimes of which a people is ashamed constitute its real history. The same is true of man.



<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>

More Funny Quotations

 
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 
 
 
Interesting :
 

 
Custom Search

 

 
   
 
© Website Design Copyright 2009 by Weird-Websites.info