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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 46
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Sir Richard F. Burton
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
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John N. Mitchell
You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.
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Al Rogers
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
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Claude Swanson
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
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Cyril Connolly
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
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Ovid
Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.
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Walter Linn
It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don't have to.
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Will Rogers
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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A. J. Nock
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into it that counts, but how much it digests.
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Bruce Lee
True refinement seeks simplicity.
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Carl Sandburg, New York Times Feb. 13, 1959
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.
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Spanish Proverb
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
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