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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 44
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Henrik Ibsen
One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to battle for freedom and truth.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Forgiveness is not an occasional act it is an attitude.
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Joseph Conrad
All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.
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Rabindranath Tagore
The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day runs through the world and dances in rhythmic measures. It is the same life that shoots in joy through the dust of the earth in numberless blades of grass and breaks into tumultuous waves of leaves and flowers. It is the same life that is rocked in the ocean-cradle of birth and of death, in ebb and in flow. I feel my limbs are made glorious by the touch of this world of life. And my pride is from the life-throb of ages dancing in my blood this moment.
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Leo Rosten
Extremists think communication means agreeing with them.
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Donnie Brasco
Lefty A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right.
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William Cobbett
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary monetary matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.
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Assyrian Proverb
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
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Doug Larson
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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Bill Watterson
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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Iranaeus
No man can know God unless God has taught him that is to say, that without God, God cannot be known.
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Hannah Arendt
Under conditions of tyranny it is far easer to act than to think.
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