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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 119
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Antisthenes
Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
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Arthur Lynch
The only atheism is the denial of truth.
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Bias
Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it is a more certain support than all other possessions.
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Mahatma Gandhi
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
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Arab Proverb
He who has health has hope and he who has hope, has everything.
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Rothschild
Never have anything to do with an unlucky place, or an unlucky man. I have seen many clever men, very clever men, who had not shoes to their feet. I never act with them. Their advice sounds very well, but they cannot get on themselves; and if they cannot do good to themselves, how can they do good for me?
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William Safire
What we don't need to know for achievement, we need to know for our pleasure. Knowing how things work is the basis for appreciation, and is thus a source of civilized delight.
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G. K. Chesterton
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
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George Gordon Byron
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.
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Carl Jung
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.
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Confucius
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
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Miguel de Cervantes
A good name is better than riches.
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