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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 97
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Driftwood; Table Talk, 1857
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.
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Aesop
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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Sir Winston Churchill
I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
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Patricia Moyes
I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly uncomfortable and then boasting about it afterwards.
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Hugh Prather
Next time I will ... From now on I will ... What makes me think I am wiser today than I will be tomorrow
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Jeanne-Marie Roland
It is for the wise people who delight in humanity, praise justice, despise their flatterers, and respect the truth.
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Made
Ricky See thats what I'm talking about bobby, first class. You've got to get used to this my man, you deserve it. Hey ladies, you missed out on staying at the SoHo Grand on this trip you know what I mean. Listen, I'd offer you a ride in my limo, but I got to stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, don't want to wrinkle anything.
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Charles Darwin
We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.
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R. D. Laing
We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.
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A. W. Tozer
Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in the man who professes it makes no difference to God, either.
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Sir Winston Churchill
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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