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Roger King
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to a Computer Scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice. Rather, I would argue that he is object-oriented.
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Katharine Butler Hathaway
If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to do anything.
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Helen Kromer
One mind awake can awaken another, The second awake can awaken their next door brother. Three awake can awaken the town By turning the whole place upside down. Many awake can make such a fuss That they finally awaken the rest of us.
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Grant Frazier
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
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Jane Wagner
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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Quentin Crisp
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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Unknown
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a complete rest.
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Aldous Huxley
Experience teaches only the teachable.
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Kurt Vonnegut
We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what we pretend.
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James Roy Smith
There is nothing in the world more powerful than an idea. No weapon can destroy it; no power can conquer it except the power of another idea.
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Terence
I am a man, and whatever concerns humanity is of interest to me.
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Raymond F. DeVoe, Jr.
Economics is war pursued by other means.
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