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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 85
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
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William James
Circumstance does not make me, it reveals me.
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Henry David Thoreau
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
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Johannes Meister Eckhart
The soul is created in a place between Time and Eternity with its highest powers it touches Eternity, with its lower Time.
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Earl Eisenhower
The story of my boyhood and that of my brothers is important only because it could happen in any American family. It did, and will again.
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Carl Jung
Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.
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Duffy Daugherty
When your are playing for the national championship, it's not a matter of life or death. It's more important than that.
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Victor Hugo
Should we continue to look upwards Is the light we can see in the sky one of those which will presently be extinguished The ideal is terrifying to behold, lost as it is in the depths, small, isolated, a pin-point, brilliant but threatened on all sides by the dark forces that surround it nevertheless, no more in danger than a star in the jaws of the clouds. (Les Miserables)
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Arabic Proverb
If you have much, give of your wealth if you have little, give of your heart.
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Rush Limbaugh
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is time.
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