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A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 109
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which does not speak.
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Edward Gibbon
The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
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Jerry Coleman
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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Gregory Macguire, Wicked
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention.
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Alan Marshall Beck
A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
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Alexander Pope
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
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Ellen Parr
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Andre Gide
Dare to be yourself.
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Publilius Syrus
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
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Peter Cochrane
Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.
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Thomas Huxley
There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
I used to always think that I'd look back on us crying and laugh, but, I never thought I'd look back on us laughing and cry.
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