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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 69
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Fran Lebowitz
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Roald Dahl
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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Miguel De Cervantes
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
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Albert Einstein
Any power must be an enemy of mankind which enslaves the individual by terror and force, whether it arises under the Fascist or the Communist flag. All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded to the individual.
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Donald R. Gannon
Where facts are few, experts are many.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
The stars incline, but do not impel.
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Henry Ward Beecher
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
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Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Charles Lindbergh, Toronto Globe and Mail newspaper (letter to the editor)
I have seen the science I worshipped, and the aircraft I loved, destroying the civilization I expected them to serve.
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Julius Henry Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Sophocles, Antigone
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
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Henry Kissinger
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
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