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funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 108
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Oscar Levant
I am no more humble than my talents require.
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William G. McAdoo
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
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Louis
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
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Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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Umberto Eco
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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Demophilus
The beauty of a statue is in its outward form of a man in his conduct.
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African proverb
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
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Walter Winchell, American Columnist and Broadcaster (1897-1972)
Nothing recedes like success.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end.
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Thomas Jefferson, letter to George Washington, September 9, 1792
No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no one ever will.
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Guy
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
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Mark Twain, Wearing White Clothes speech, 1907
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
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