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Silly Quotations from Famous People - 52
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Chinese Proverb
Judge not the horse by his saddle.
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Voltaire
All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.
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Sallust
The higher your station, the less your liberty.
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Doug Larson
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
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Mother Teresa
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
Bitterness imprisons life love releases it. Bitterness paralyzes life love empowers it. Bitterness sours life love sweetens it. Bitterness sickens life love heals it. Bitterness blinds life love anoints its eyes.
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Rabindranath Tagore
In the world's audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same carpet with the sunbeams, and the stars of midnight.
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Jessica Sharp
Why was I so blind that I couldn't see our love was changing underneath our very noses
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Warren Gamaliel Harding
Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family but to a solitary and an exile his friends are everything.
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Joyce
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Unless a president can protect the privacy of the advice he gets, he cannot get the advice he needs.
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Cicero
The wise are instructed by reason ordinary minds by experience the stupid, by necessity and brutes by instinct.
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