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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 106
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Eric Hoffer
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
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Aeschylus, Agamemnon
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
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I Ching
Of all that is good, sublimity is supreme. Succeeding is the coming together of all that is beautiful. Furtherance is the agreement of all that is just. Perseverance is the foundation of all actions.
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William Shakespeare
To die, to sleep --To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there's the rub,For in that sleep of death what dreams may comeWhen we have shuffled off this mortal coil,Must give us pause there's the respectThat makes calamity of so long life.
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Henry David Thoreau, "An Essay on Civil Disobedience," 1849.
Voting for the right is doing nothing for it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day, you shall begin it well and serenely...
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Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
The first condition of immortality is death.
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Arnold Glasgow
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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Samuel Johnson
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.
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Unknown
If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
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Donald Curtis
We are what and where we are because we have first imagined it.
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Joel Finack
In this dispensation, God has clearly included the burial and resurrection of Christ along with His death as a part of 'the gospel' (1 Cor. 151-4)...It is God who has set these terms as the content of our faith in order to be saved. This is the METHOD of salvation in this day of grace.
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