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funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Silly Quotations from Famous People - 122
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Anne Bradstreet
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
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Margaret Mead
For the very first time the young are seeing history being made before it is censored by their elders.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854
It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
The presidency has many problems, but boredom is the least of them.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
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Langston Hughes
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
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Bruce Cockburn
Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.
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Swingers
Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know
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Johann von Goethe
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way after us.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
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Elvis Presley
Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of you.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
Only strength can cooperate. Weakness can only beg.
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