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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 118
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Francis Bacon
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
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Louisa May Alcott
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
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Ashlee Simpson, In her album Autobiography.
Some promises are better left unsaid
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Walter Winchell
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
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Swami Vivekananda
Three things are necessary to make every man great,every nation great1.Conviction of the powers of goodness.2.Absence of jealousy and suspicion.3.Helping all who are trying to be and do good.
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David Brower
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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Peter Ustinov
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and energy of her citizens cannot cure.
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E. M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951
I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our own particular path than we have yet got ourselves.
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Margaret Atwood
We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.
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Virginia
One likes people much better when they're battered down by a prodigious siege of misfortune than when they triumph.
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H. L. Mencken
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
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