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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 93

Muriel Rukeyser

The universe is made of stories, not atoms.


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Robert M. Pirsig

The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.


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Mary Howitt

He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower.


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Mark Twain

Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.


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M Scott Peck

Most do not fully see this truth that life is difficult. Instead they moan more or less incessantly, noisily or subtly, about the enormity of their problems, their burdens, and their difficulties as if life were generally easy, as if life should be easy. They voice their belief, noisily or subtly, that their difficulties represent a unique kind of affliction that should not be and that has somehow been especially visited upon them, or else upon their families, their tribe, their class, their nation, their race or even their species, and not upon others.


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Paul Johannes Tillich

Our language has wisely sensed the two sides of being alone. It has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.


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Andrew Lang

You can cover a great deal of country in books.


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Katherine Mansfield

Risk Risk anything Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.


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Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Death thought about it.
Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice.


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Albert Einstein

The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.


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Albert Einstein

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.


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Jawaharlal Nehru

Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.



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