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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Quotations from Famous People - 88

Marcus Tullius Cicero

While there's life, there's hope.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What is not fully understood is not possessed.


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John Singer Sargent

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.


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J. Paul Getty

No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or get rich in business by being a conformist.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

The higher a man gets, the smaller he seems to those who cannot fly.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 9.

A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.


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Fritz Perls

To mature means to take responsibility for your life, to be on your own. Psychoanalysis fosters the infantile state by considering that the past is responsible for the illness.


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Pablo Picasso

Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.


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William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing", Act III scene iii

What a deformed thief this fashion is.


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Rotarian

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.


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Anne

It could be said that the AIDS pandemic is a classic own-goal scored by the human race against itself.


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Jane Austen

Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong



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