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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 66
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Sir Francis Bacon, Essays: Of Building, 1623
Houses are built to live in, not to look on; therefore, let use be preferred before uniformity, except where both may be had.
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Helen Hayes
My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others. That is nice but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.
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Brendan Francis
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
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Dolly Payne Todd Madison
I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue.
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Laurence Sterne
Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.
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Carl Jung
Religion is a defense against the experience of God.
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John Updike
There are times when fear is good It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls. There is advantage in the wisdom won from pain.
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Italian Proverb
Speak of the devil and he appears.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Laugh and the world laughs with you Weep, and you weep alone For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own.
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Unknown
To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
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Euripides
There is in the worst of fortune the best of chances for a happy change.
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Henry David Thoreau
Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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