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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 117

Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address

...and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this government, of the people, for the people, by the people, shall not perish from the Earth.


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Thomas Troward

Our repeated failure to fully act as we would wish must not discourage us. It is the sincere intention that is the essential thing, and this will in time release us from the bondage of habits which at present seem almost insuperable.


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Albert Einstein

I have deep faith that the principle of the universe will be beautiful and simple.


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Quentin Crisp

The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.


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Israel Zangwill

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.


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Honore De Balzac

All humanity is passion; without passion, religion, history, novels, art would be ineffectual.


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Margaret Mead

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.


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Francis Bacon

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.


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Pindar

A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.


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Lord Acton

The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities.


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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard

A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.


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Demosthenes

All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.



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