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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 77
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Rodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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Moliere
Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into patients of whom they know nothing.
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Susan S. Taylor
We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending quiet time alone gives your mind an opportunity to renew itself and create order.
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Anonymous
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
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Lewis Mumford
I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written these words, This man was an absolute fool. None of the disastrous things that he reluctantly predicted ever came to pass
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Bruce Lee
If you want to do your duty properly, you should do just a little more than that.
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Leo Buscaglia
Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain.
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Charles Dickens
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
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G. K. Chesterton
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals...
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Charles Franklin Kettering
You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
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George Ade
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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John Milton
Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth Unseen, both when we wake and when we sleep.
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