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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 126

Marilyn C. Barrick

For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.


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Frank Moore Colby

Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down to the day when he shall no longer cast a shadow in the sun. For if he dies without a question in his heart, what excuse is there for his continuance


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Don Herold

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.


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Edward R. Murrow

The politician in my country seeks votes, affection and respect, in that order. ... With few notable exceptions, they are simply men who want to be loved.


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Stephen Vizinczey

Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.


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Truman Capote

To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make.


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Oscar Wilde

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.


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Cousin Woodman

The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.


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George Orwell, 1984

Orthodoxy means not thinking - not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.


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Edmund Burke

The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to oppression; the high minded, from disdain and indignation at abusive power in unworthy hands.


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Charles R. Swindoll

The remarkable thing we have is a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude.


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Marshall McLuhan

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools.



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