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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 89
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Adlai Ewing Stevenson
All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.
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Kahlil Gibran
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
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Aaron Rose
In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
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Voltaire
The public is a ferocious beast -- one must either chain it up or flee from it.
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Sir Winston Churchill, Hansard, November 12, 1936
So they the Government go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
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Marlene Dietrich
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.
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Randolph Bourne
Few people even scratch the surface, much less exhaust the contemplation of their own experience.
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Woody Allen, Just Six Numbers, Martin Rees, page 71
Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
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Edith Ann
Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us.
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Nicholson Baker
In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark.
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Author Unknown
You know how you hate to be interrupted, so why are you always doing it to me.
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Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless"
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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