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Very Funny Quotations from Famous People - 80
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
The great discoveries are usually obvious.
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Joe Clark
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
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Unknown
Doubt vs. Faith Doubt sees the obstacles. Faith sees the way. Doubt sees the darkest night. Faith sees the day. Doubt dreads to take a step. Faith soars on high. Doubt questions,'Who believes' Faith answers,'I'.
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H. L. Mencken
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
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Edwin Teale
Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
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Victor Hugo
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists in some man, sometimes several at the time. Animals are nothing but the portrayal of our virtues and vices made manifest to our eyes, the visible reflections of our souls. God displays them to us to give us food for thought.
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Thomas Fuller
If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Old Tree, 1993
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than we are, and much more forgiving.
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Scottish Proverb
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
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Henry David Thoreau
Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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Joyce
Everyone, whether cardinal or scientist, who believes that his own truth is complete and final must become a dogmatist...The more sincere his faith, the more he is bound to persecute, to save others from falling into error.
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Sophocles
Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.
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