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Very Funny Quotations from Famous People - 100
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Edgar Allan Poe
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night.
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George Frost Kennan
The best thing we can do if we want the Russians to let us be Americans is to let the Russians be Russian.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
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G. K. Chesterton
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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Joseph Addison, The Spectator, September 26, 1712
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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Susan Sontag
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.
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Margaret Bonnano
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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Oprah Winfrey
We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis, Epigrams
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
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David Brooks
To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.
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Stevie Smith
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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