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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 48
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Albert Einstein
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
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Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Oscar Wilde
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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Aldo Leopold
Examine each question in terms of what is ethically and aesthetically right, as well as what is economically expedient. A thing is right when it tends to preserve the integrity, stability, and beauty of the biotic community. It is wrong when it tends otherwise.
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Albert Einstein, (attributed)
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
...for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.
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Shakespeare
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
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Piet Hein
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn't be missed if it didn't exist.
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Sir Winston Churchill
So they the Government go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
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Thomas W. Higginson
Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.
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Herbert Clark Hoover
There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, The Two Towers
The world changes, and all that once was strong now proves unsure.
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