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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 65
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Ronald Reagan
Most tax revisions didn't improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself complicated, unfair, cluttered with gobbledygook and loopholes designed for those with the power and influence to hire high-priced legal and tax advisers.
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Johann von Goethe
Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components love, adventure, power and fame.
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William Somerset Maugham
Genius is talent provided with ideals.
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Willa Cather
Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.
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James Allen
Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts inevitably bring about right results.
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Henry Maudsley
The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
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William Shakespeare
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks
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Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
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Dale Carnegie
Remember happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have it depends solely upon what you think.
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Donald Trump
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
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Henry Louis Mencken
There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible, and wrong.
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Benjamin Franklin
Energy and persistence conquer all things.
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