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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 104
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Samuel Beckett
Vladimir That passed the time. Estragon It would have passed in any case. Vladimir Yes, but not so rapidly.
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Confucius
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
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Dr. David M. Burns
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life.
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Henry Miller
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
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Adlai Ewing Stevenson
Flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale.
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Edmund Burke, A Philosophical Inquiry Into The Origins Of The Sublime And Beatiful.
A man who works beyond the surface of things, though he may be wrong himself, yet he clears the way for others and may make even his errors subservient to the cause of truth.
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Woody Allen
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
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Bhagavad Gita
When a man dwells on the objects of sense, he creates an attraction for them attraction develops into desire, and desire breeds anger.
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Stanislaw J. Lec
Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.
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Horace
Faults are soon copied.
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Aristotle
It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.
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Luigi Pirandello
You see things and you say 'Why' But I dream things that never were and I say 'Why not'
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