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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 51
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Charles Peters
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.
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Anita Roddick
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
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Henry Drummond
Kindness is the golden key that unlocks the hearts of others.
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Publilius Syrus
For a good cause, wrongdoing is virtuous.
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Seneca
I do not distinguish by the eye, but by the mind, which is the proper judge.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, They think of you.
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Seneca
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.
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Bruce Jenner
I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to work hard at it. Whether you're a musician, a writer, an athlete or a businessman, there is no getting around it. If you do, you'll win -- if you don't you won't.
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John Sladek
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
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Henry David Thoreau
That government is best which governs least. - from Civil Disobedience
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Sophocles
Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and learn.
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Elvin Stackman
Science cannot stop while ethics catches up -- and nobody should expect scientists to do all the thinking for the country.
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